SAA Role: Ghost protocol
#DeadSergeant
I am your dead Sargent Otto Skorzeny at arms, came directly from the dead world of 2nd world war, after a special exorcism performed by SAA team to make sure you all pass the ghost protocol today.
Ghost protocol is a Toastmasters attempt to touch our inhibitions towards darkness. It also signifies the brute force we often apply to defy the law of nature. It’s an allusion for the activities, methods and events that largely remain un-detected.
Even if you are dead, you have to follow the rules of the hell. Similarly, at Toastmasters we request you to follow certain rules....
Live walk in and dead walk out only when there is shivering applause. Please refrain from doing any activity while the ghost speaker is on the podium, or you may lose some limbs.
There is a dreadful device like this in your pocket? Take its life out or you will get a ghost ping in your device.
Please refrain from talking about the things that we ghost hate the most- Sex, Politics and Religion.
Lastly for the guests not the ghosts who are interested in joining the club or getting mail about club activities. We have a sheet placed on the first desk. Drop your mark there, the ghost members can use their right toe to do the same.
With that I'll like to call on stage the presiding officer, the first lady ghost for Today’s meeting, toastmaster Yeshwanthi.
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